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Cheeky Pete's Breakfast Blog

added 14 July 2008 at 17.34

14th July

Science time! IT'S SCIENCE TIME!!




10th July

Christ on a bike, it's quiet in the office. Here's a nice machine to cheer everyone up.

At least it's sunny outside.

8th July

Here are some of the 'best things you've seen in a pub' texts:

Santa claus and an elf fighting with a drunk irish man in a pub in fulham. Ken.

Alex, i once saw a very drunk man attepting to break dance on a table, he the fell off and broke his ankle Luke
Alex, the best thing i ever saw in a pub was a very old man accompanied by a dog in wolverhampton. It was very late on an easter friday but he has dressed in full santa regalia. His dog had antlers. I think both were drunk.

i saw a really drunk posh guy being rude to a female bouncer, she broke his nose.martin

Alex, i saw a man put his hand down the back of another man's trousers, take his hand out and smell it in a bar in london. I then texted everyone i know! Martin

Alex i once saw an evil pub landlord who tried to bar me from my favourite boozer hanging from one of the upstairs windows dripping wet and screaming. To this day i have no idea why, but i have a photo somewhere! :D mike

Best thing i've see in a pub was a dance off... That sort of stuff i thought was only in films! Vanessa

Alex the best thing i have ever seen is in a rough pub in hastings a set of giant jenga... But made out of house bricks! From mark

Alex.Me and a few mates chipped in and bet my mate to have a wee with his clothes on in the pub it took a while to start but then he couldn't stop so funny.

Alex. A guy was once sick at the bar and was so drunk that wen he was asked to clean it up he got on all fours and started eatin it! Matt, welling

Alex the best thing I saw in a pub was a man having a very animated chat with Ronnie Kray & Jesus. Unfortunately it was only the man who could see them! Nicole

Alex i was in a dodgy pub in glouchester and a guy shouted across to me 'oy luv i c u like jewellery do u wanna buy any? Come here and c what ive got" i said "ur sellin u come 2 me", he then shouted back "cant luv, ive only got 1 leg" and then waved his stump at me. Sharon x

Alex the best thing i.ve ever seen in a pub involved a man bursting in with a hawk and setting it upon his enemy - Best use of a pet ever.

4th July

2nd July

Frikkin' love this band. I wish they'd hurry up and record their debut album. Apparently they're finishing it off while two of them do their exams.  Stay in school, kids.  However much that might piss me off.  





30th June

Agh! My eyes! My f**king eyes!




26th June

You can actually get celebrity voice sat nav! I had no idea. I've seen Mr T and Kim Catrall, but this must surely be the best. Two words: GARY. BUSEY.



24th June

Not even ironic. Amazing scenes!



23rd June

Buuurrrrr tired! A big thanks to everyone who listenerised to the show on Saturday! You really kept us going.




16th June

Hello! Just realised I hadn't updated this in a bit. Whoops!

Here's a clip of Martin O'Neill being uncharacteristically rude.

10th June

Apologies. Everyone.




A picture of my favourite TV presenter what I did draw.

5th June

The year was 1983. IT company Compuserve tried to trademark the word 'Email'. It didn't bloody work.

http://blog.modernmechanix.com/2008/05/23/compuserve-trademarked-the-word-email/

A couple of pictures from the office:

 

 

 

 

Alex meets some aliens who just stink of latex. LOLZ THIS IS THE NEW BREAKFAST SHOW TEAM1!!!1  

 

 

Nick Grimshaw sound-alike Phil Clifton starts boozing at 7am. Look at his bloody eyes. He's an absolute disgrace. You wouldn't get this from Grimmy.


4th June

The. Best. Fight. Scene. Ever.

3rd June

If you see only one youtube video from this blog this year, make sure it's this one.

2nd June

PONG! A confusing version of PONG!







30th May

Weezer: Pork and Beans. How good is this band. Hoo-Hah!




28th May

Ahhhh, back at last.

I saw one of these bad boys in a shop last week - and I can't remember whether I'd posted the awesome promotional videos before.



This next one may not be officially sanctioned by the company in question.





8th May

The first living leather jacket in the world has just died. RIP LITTLE ONE!


7th May

A twenty-two man table football game? Yes, it exists.

1st May 

Marilyn Manson flavoured Absinthe? Drained from his own belly, that's what I've heard.

A Chinese Factory has been found to be making 'Free Tibet' flags for export to....Tibet. You've got to hand it to them, it's a cocky move.

Compare and contrast:



If you put Abi in our video, I'm sure it would have got at least twice as many hits as the Zuton's own. A vote for the Zutons video is a vote for sexism. Ooooh, that reminds me....must go and vote. 

30th April

I totally forgot how excited I was when I heard this song. It's boss, yeh?




29th April

Just fantastic. A flickr account with some of the greatest pictures ever made. (Some are not safe for work, mind you. I'm logged in as Alex, so he'll take the heat. Awesome news.)

Click here for more...

28th April


A two man guitar off! Badda-Bing!

 

21st April

Friend of the show Andy Edwards worked on this mini zombie epic...

 

17th April

My favourite skateboarder, Rodney Mullins. He's so gosh darn talented! I bet his joints are all smashed up like an old Rennie at the bottom of a handbag.

15th April

Most people would say 'they've got too much time on their hands.' I'd argue that it's us that don't have enough.

Booopa doopa doopa doo...dum. 

 

14th April

What?




Nada Surf! Oh how I loved this song.

10th April 

The Paul Foot Appreciation Society - Day 2.

 

9th April

Why wasn't Paul Foot mahoosive? I mean, it's probably 'cos he looks a bit funny, but he could always get a haircut and wear a suit...

 

8th April

This scares the hell out of me:  Lyp zinkin' tha classix

Oooooh, it's 'Quiet Reverie'...

7th April

Ooooh, haven't done this for a while! God I'm ill. I've just noticed I've been eating twice as many cold&flu tablets than what the box says I should eat. What a silly sausage! Love you x   *pukes in a bin*

 

 

31st MarchOfIdes

I freakin' love stuff like this. How very sweet, and completely useless. Rowf!

 

I got up at 4.30 instead of 5.30 today. Mother funkin' farmers and their Daylight Saving nonsense. With their EU subsidies and red diesel, making me get up too early is but one of their crimes. Only joking, love the farmers. I'm not willing to get in an Alan Patridge style argument about this.

28th Marchofthepenguinima

Did someone order JACKIE CHAN?

27th Marchimania




Also: To go with our retro games feature today, here's the little guy who was at number one on our list, Dizzy - being played through in 5 minutes. Amazing eggy scenes.

26th Marchinima

AMIGA 500! Oh how we miss it. I can't believe it was 600 quid when it was first out. And people say the Playstation 3 is expensive.

The Amiga 500

Have you ever made a wrong turn and lived to regret it? Click!


25th Marchiemoomoo

Star Wars! ON YOUR LAWN!

19th March

Kick that robot doggie! Kick him! Jump on his tail!




11th March

I spent most of last night watching Harry Hill on youtube. Just awesome. Then we spent all this morning between links watching Harry Hill on youtube. Still awesome.

12th March

We are the (impersonated) world. We are the children.

 

 

11th March

Ahhhh, back in the office. And eating fish! WHAT A LIFE.

Listen, guys - a young Xfm listener needs our help.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1130981063

This fella - one Anthony Cross wants to, well, let's get him to explain it:

"pete need help i'm a big fan of the show i'm normaly call in as curly,anyway my miss's is kicking my butt with the amount of friends she has compared to me due to the fact that most of my old friends are probly in prison or are to stupid to use a computer,it would be a great help if you cauld hook me up with some breakfeast show friends HELP ME i cant take her nonstop pisstaking"

He simply can't take her non stop piss-taking. Can you help? Cheers lads and lasses!

YouTube: From the creators of yesterday's clips - I just can't get enough of these guys.

"Cell Phone recording... Right, that explains everything"

 

 

10th March

Evening sexys! I was asked by a mutual friend of myself and Marc whether I learned anything at my radio training today, as I wasn't on the show. Honestly, whenever one of us isn't here, there's always a lie told, isn't there?  (I learned lots by the way.)

I'm off next week to do some video editing training with these guys:









4th March

For some reason, I took my website login home with me! AND I'M POSTING AT 10PM IN MY PANTS! Who's gonna stop me? Certainly not you, Inspector Shitclaw - you're over the hill, you old drunk.

In other news: Xfm would like to present..."LASAGNA CAT."



 



3rd March

Star Wars - Saul Bass style!




February 29th

Holy FUCK! We're back! And don't we look purdy! Apart from Steve Harris.

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