Alex’s Transfer Window Last Minute Deal Generator…
Know nothing about football? Want to sound like you do? Take a look at Alex's Last Minute Deal Generator and feel like a numpty no more.
To sound like you know something about football just pick a destination club from column 1, a player from column 2 and a club of origin from column 3, make up a fee and state with authority… eg. Yeah Villa got a good deal with Callippo, from Guangzhou pharmaceutical - £2.2million I heard”
| ARSENAL | Olivier De Cock | |
| ASTON VILLA | Ali Al-Habsi | Borussia Mönchengladbach |
| BLACKBURN | Bobo Balde | Deportivo Wanka |
| CHARLTON | Dong Fangzhou | Dinamo Bender |
| CHELSEA | Idan Tal | Boca Juniors |
| DERBY COUNTY | Bernt Haas | grasshoppers zurich |
| EVERTON | Crespo | Perth Glory |
| FULHAM | Vespa | Queensland Roar |
| IPSWICH TOWN | Crispo | Kansas City Wiz |
| LEEDS UNITED | Whispa | Kaizer Chiefs |
| LEICESTER CITY | Djemba Djemba | Machine Sazi Tabriz F.C. |
| LIVERPOOL | Brian Pinas | Sorkhpooshan Delvar Afzar |
| MAN UTD | Razak Pimpong | Colo-Colo |
| MIDDLESBOROUGH | Danny Shittu | Sport Boys |
| NEWCASTLE UNITED | Bernt Haas | Home United FC |
| SOUTHAMPTON | Jung Yoo Suck | Red Bull Salzburg |
| SUNDERLAND | Einer Aas | Chico FC |
| TOTTENHAM | Thomas Mooney | |
| WEST HAM | Marcus Bent | |
Other clever phrases to drop in to look knowledgable: “on a free”, “in a loan deal” , “it was a part exchange (make up smaller fee + pick another player), “they got him cheap cos of the Bosman ruling”, “I think it was an illegal approach though”
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