Alex’s Transfer Window Last Minute Deal Generator…

added 02 September 2008 at 10.11

Know nothing about football? Want to sound like you do? Take a look at Alex's Last Minute Deal Generator and feel like a numpty no more.

To sound like you know something about football just pick a destination club from column 1, a player from column 2 and a club of origin from column 3, make up a fee and state with authority… eg. Yeah Villa got a good deal with Callippo, from Guangzhou pharmaceutical - £2.2million I heard”

 ARSENAL Olivier De Cock 
 ASTON VILLA  Ali Al-Habsi Borussia Mönchengladbach
 BLACKBURN  Bobo Balde Deportivo Wanka
 CHARLTON  Dong Fangzhou Dinamo Bender
 CHELSEA Idan Tal Boca Juniors
 DERBY COUNTY Bernt Haas grasshoppers zurich
 EVERTON Crespo Perth Glory
 FULHAM  Vespa Queensland Roar
 IPSWICH TOWN Crispo Kansas City Wiz
 LEEDS UNITED Whispa Kaizer Chiefs
 LEICESTER CITY Djemba Djemba Machine Sazi Tabriz F.C.
 LIVERPOOL Brian Pinas Sorkhpooshan Delvar Afzar
 MAN UTD  Razak Pimpong Colo-Colo
 MIDDLESBOROUGH  Danny Shittu Sport Boys
 NEWCASTLE UNITED Bernt Haas Home United FC
 SOUTHAMPTON Jung Yoo Suck Red Bull Salzburg
 SUNDERLAND Einer Aas Chico FC
 TOTTENHAM Thomas Mooney 
 WEST HAM Marcus Bent 
   

Other clever phrases to drop in to look knowledgable: “on a free”, “in a loan deal” , “it was a part exchange (make up smaller fee + pick another player), “they got him cheap cos of the Bosman ruling”, “I think it was an illegal approach though”

 

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