Moby In Cocaine Binge Stripper Shocker

added 13 August 2004 at 15.03

Bloody hell. Mung bean loving, tofu caressing, non-animal eating, left wing, techno millionaire baldy Moby has confessed to going on a cocaine binge with a lap dancer. Nice one.

Moby made the admission at New York's China Club which hosts story telling nights where punters are encouraged to entertain each other by relating exciting stories or events.

 

He explained that six months ago he went to a 'gentleman's club' (*cough*) in Times Square, New York, where a lap dancer offered to dance for him. According to The New York Daily News reported, the star refused, but gave her $400 “just to talk” (*splutter*). The paper quotes Moby saying,

 

"She gave me a bag of cocaine. I'm 38, but I'd never done coke before.” Before explaining, “I didn't know you were supposed to share."

 

When Moby then explained that he took all the cocaine himself, something that greatly irritated the stripper, who got “very aggressive” when she realised he had hoovered up all her gear. In fact Moby had to buy her a $400 bottle of champagne to try to placate her.

 

Moby then had an unfortunate emergency toilet incident which resulted in him soiling his "sleazy Versace suit", before he went home. Once there he confessed to calling up a former girlfriend who he claims offered to come over and keep the sleepless musician company.

 

And just in case you thought the mental image you have right now couldn't get any more disturbing, Moby confessed that they then "made love all night." (*shudder*).

 

 

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